DON'T SHOOT THE ALBATROSS - REVIEW

The word albatross can be used metaphorically to describe a psychological burden. This show perfectly captures the psychological burden of trying to discover who you are and your place in the world.

Don’t Shoot The Albatross is a one-person performance of a queer monologue, portraying Alby’s navigation of their 20s, including dating, queerness, and living in a large city which can feel rather lonely at times. Sam Woof dances onto a minimalistic set, headphones are suspended from the ceiling the significance of these to Woof’s character, Alby is soon made clear.

Woof’s script is filled with witty, sarcastic lines, which ensure this show retains some light, comedic moments despite the tackling of some serious issues. The delivery is razor sharp, and Woof is an engaging storyteller, they reel you in, captivate your attention and hold you there until the end. They are charismatic and likeable, which gives the performance a more personal feel, making the monologue elements feel akin to a conversation with a close friend.

The performance is punctuated with movement, sometimes tender, sometimes angry but always mesmerising to watch. The movement wonderfully elevates the storytelling and at times conveys more than the words Woof utters.

Don’t Shoot The Albatross is a stunning show, both visually within the movement, and also within Woof’s honest, raw writing. Woof gives a multi-faceted performance, which takes some time to fully digest, and potentially requires a return viewing to fully comprehend everything they are trying to say. Slightly more structure and cohesion in the storyline would aid the show. But Woof is an incredibly talented performer and writer – this is a story about finding yourself, the unrelenting standards we have for ourselves, and how we must give ourselves a break sometimes. It is intensely relatable and authentic, absorbing from start to finish.

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