“I try to reassure myself that the extra kilo is a trapped fart I haven’t managed to part with yet, or potentially even the semen I swallowed last night.”
Written and Performed by Emma Louise Oldfield
Comedy-drama Keep It Down is a one performer, semi-biographical show, written and performed by Emma Oldfield and directed by Kierath Jandoo. We join Daisy on her birthday as she celebrates another year gone, but her blasé and facetious remarks are covering a deep-rooted problem. Ever since she lost her mum to the big C, she’s found a way to cope. It’s not a helpful strategy but it’s the one she knows best. Daisy’s sporadic attempts to balance work, relationships and a social life are frequently overshadowed by an intoxication with food.
Keep It Down combines comedy, storytelling, and audio to explore an unspoken narrative on eating disorders and the obstacles one can face when fuelled by secrecy and shame.
The script was witty and full of heart. The often-dark humour punctuated the moments of pain and shame, leaving the audience laughing with the character as well as nodding in recognition of themselves in Daisy’s situations. Oldfield’s performance was honest and intimate. Her energy, along with her script kept the audience gripped throughout. The staging was simple but effective, Oldfield cleanly used the blackouts to switch scenes, taking us to a variety of locations without having to rely on scenery. The audio allowed for additional characters without feeling contrived or overused, moving the narrative along whilst centring Daisy’s experience.
Running at just under an hour, the succinct performance took us on a complex journey of mental health and recovery. An inspiring show that is well worth a watch.
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Rating: 4 out of 5.
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